▲ 602 ▼ They call themselves a news channel (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by trek32@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world 81 comments fedilink hide all child comments Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.
[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 years ago (4 children) How the fuck else are you supposed to drink a shake? One scoop at a time with a spoon? Slurp it straight from the cup? Or is ice cream just no acceptable for men altogether? permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] rothaine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz. Now if it's cookie dough, that's manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago a true man can suck a golfball through a garden hose permalink fedilink source parent [–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago What are you, gay? permalink fedilink source parent [–] NessD@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Anything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls! permalink fedilink source parent [–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago Men aren't supposed to suck on things, only blow. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) The real issue is that it was vanilla. Vanilla = white, and white = jizz. Now if it's cookie dough, that's manly, because it takes real suck strength (like a Dyson vacuum cleaner) to be able to slurp up those nuggs through a straw. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago a true man can suck a golfball through a garden hose permalink fedilink source parent
[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago a true man can suck a golfball through a garden hose permalink fedilink source parent
[–] NessD@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Anything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago Men aren't supposed to suck on things, only blow. permalink fedilink source parent
