▲ 602 ▼ They call themselves a news channel (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by trek32@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world 81 comments fedilink hide all child comments Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago* (4 children) Who the fuck doesn’t drink a milkshake with a straw? Are all these strawless non-gay heterosexual manly men walking around with milk mustaches like 5 year olds? Is this what women are into? permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] pachrist@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago No, these strawless, non-gay, heterosexual, manly men are just like me. They were handed a spoon, but not a straw in the drive through and they decided to just drive off rather than bother or inconvenience someone, even though it wouldn't be a bother or inconvenience, it's the person's job, and they'd be happy to help. I am married though, so while I wouldn't say my wife is specifically attracted to that brand of social awkwardness, she's not entirely repulsed by it. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago I feel comfortable answering that last question! No permalink fedilink source parent [–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 years ago Who the fuck doesn’t drink a milkshake with a straw? Weird people. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 years ago .> <.< I really prefer my milkshakes at the level of 'the-straw-barely-closes-when-you-suck-so-you-gotta-use-a-spoon' but not to the firmness of ice cream itself. So... me? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago No, these strawless, non-gay, heterosexual, manly men are just like me. They were handed a spoon, but not a straw in the drive through and they decided to just drive off rather than bother or inconvenience someone, even though it wouldn't be a bother or inconvenience, it's the person's job, and they'd be happy to help. I am married though, so while I wouldn't say my wife is specifically attracted to that brand of social awkwardness, she's not entirely repulsed by it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago I feel comfortable answering that last question! No permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 years ago Who the fuck doesn’t drink a milkshake with a straw? Weird people. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 2 years ago .> <.< I really prefer my milkshakes at the level of 'the-straw-barely-closes-when-you-suck-so-you-gotta-use-a-spoon' but not to the firmness of ice cream itself. So... me? permalink fedilink source parent
