This is meant as a joke, yes?
I wanna be sure before I laugh, because, like, I think the principled stance of vegans would probably limit their wartime activity..? whether or not there is food that isn’t subject to cruelty..?
I’m horrified by the logic if this isn’t a joke..
(I honestly don’t know how vegans feel about killing people who are drafted and such against their will, but it’s probably not significantly different from how they feel about egg-laying chickens..? Or at least it shouldn’t be..)