Bad news: you can't unread things. Good news: with just one crisp piece of paper and two quick motions, you can prevent yourself from reading unpleasant things, possibly forever!

That's exactly what it was like, but throw in some bonus crusty eye gunk

Thank of it this way, if you do manage it, it's a hyper rare achievement, so you'll get the cool border on your epitaph

1 out of 5, do not recommend.