Viking_Hippie comments on Anon drives a bus

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

My bike has fallen into a swimming pool while switched on (don't ask)

You're not the boss of me. What happened?

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[–] holgersson@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

The bike felt the battery heating up and wanted to cool down

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

That's why I never buy sapient vehicles. That and the whole "is this slavery?" issue.

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[–] holgersson@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I want my vehicle to be sapient enough to moan when I whip it

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

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