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[–] 22 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Nut milk comes from male cows.

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    It’s a ballistic bovine which makes a ‘whoosh’ sound while overhead.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    By definition, cows are female.

    Your joke sucks, unless it's a "onejoke", in which case it sucks even more.

    Nut milk comes from bulls, now that's a better joke.

    • Mature female cattle are called cows

    • Mature intact male cattle are bulls

    • Young female cattle are called heifers

    • Young male cattle are oxen or bullocks

    • Castrated male cattle are known as steers.

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