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[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Or a keyboard shortcut.

My keyboard cost £10 with a mouse. The keyboard has 104 keys and I would expect it to last at least 5 years. That's £0.02 per key per year. To be competitive, a subscription model for an AI button needs to be less than £0.00333 per month.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Really? Anything??? Can I assign it to bring me self esteme to see myself as worthy of finding happyness? Or will I just remain the same piece of garbage I was before I bought this stupid mouse?

Ya know what? I'm just gonna sleep in the dumpster again. Hopefully this time the garbage men don't notice me, and compact it down.

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

If you can automate your happiness with an .ahk script, I don't see why not!

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I mean probably not worth the risk of messing it up, but you could have an automated IV dispense SSRIs or MDMA and then assign that to a mouse button.

There's definitely a less Rube Goldberg way of achieving the same outcome without a mouse at all though

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

.......I don't know what SSRIs and MDMA is?

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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The former is a pretty good class of medication targeting the chemical imbalance that causes your issue. The later is better known as ecstacy or molly.