Ohhh my goodness, I really needed that laugh. If I had a printer, that would go on my wall. Amazing.
Looking at this, my first thought was, "Oh, so they're posting up heavy/leaning on their right leg...." and I think I know what my problem is now.
It's because I spent a college semester looking at x-rays and memorizing body quadrants, etc. and when you're talking about a patient, they're facing you, so it's flipped. Your left side is their right.
It took me ages to stop messing up notes/homework, but once I did, it became permanent. And now I'm a 30+ adult that routinely confuses their own right and left hand. It is both funny and humiliating.
I'm still saving this, though. It's mine. Maybe if I physically mirror the position every time I reference it, it will eventually stick. Or perhaps sing the hokey pokey. I'll figure it out. Leaning on invisible wall in direction of needle.