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[–] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

For anyone that doesnt know, humans have evolved a significant tolerance to alcohol because it does infact exist in nature in rotting fruit (you take what you can in 400000 bc) there are reports of moose losing it after only a few fermented Apples. And Elephant reportedly can get deliriously drunk off of a single beer.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I had a dog that loved beer but he was a nasty drunk. He would knock beers over to lap them up, then start growling and barking for more. Then he'd puke, eat the puke, and pass out.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Sounds like a roommate I had once. You're sure he wasn't just a short bearded man named Matthew?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    I've seen this exact thing, a little terrier would wait for everyone to leave the room then he'd knock everyone's beers over and get shirfaced. I don't remember him being violent unless you tried to take the beer away

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The ones who couldn't tolerate liquor couldn't get laid? That checks out actually.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I've been told by several people that being a non-drinker is a "huge red flag" if they see it in a dating profile.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    I don't think it's a red flag but it could be a compatibility issue for some.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    Because usually to state something like that it implies severe alcoholism.

    Most people who don't drink just don't drink

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Darwin bouta recheck his theory

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