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[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A boring office job is an awful fate, we should bring that perception back!

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 42 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There's a fair few people who would straight up murder someone for a boring, stable office job.

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[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

After a few years in a boring job they'll be ready to kill again.

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[–] jimrob4@midwest.social 16 points 2 years ago

Guy who’s “living the dream” here:

I wish death upon everyone.

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[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 22 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately, murder will often land you in prison, making your freshly earned office job not that stable.
Don't ask me how I know.

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[–] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

Big difference between a low paying boring office job and a high paying one lol.

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

There's a lot of starving children in Africa who would be ecstatic with a job that paid American minimum wage, that doesn't mean anything.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago

In a lot of ways, we are those starving children.

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago

For you. I miss it, it was calm, the schedule was never a surprise and I never had to do 4 other people's jobs because half the building calls off every other day. There's far worse than office jobs, and it's called retail.

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