This makes total sense to me. The program lines are the really important stuff, and baseball stats and vestigial organs are like REM in BASIC.

10 Don't forget to breathe

20 My name is Pico Paco, e/Lambda

30 Never more than 2 martinis unless I'm at home

REM What my appendix does is ...

40 Heartbeat = ml/beat x VO2 exerted or whatever

REM Rod Carew batted .388 in 1977

50 Use right hand first if possible