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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 142 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I feel sorry for Americans

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 84 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Your thoughts and prayers are all we need

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

But we also accepts Likes and Subscribes.

Edit: Just don't ring the bell. We've already lost two of them...

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Well I mean it's not like the government is going to give us anything actually useful.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Americans do, too. Well, the smart ones feel sorry.

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[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Will you adopt me? I just need a small spot on the floor to sleep, I'm already house trained.

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