I mean.. Jesus DID had brothers and sisters, both from the same mother and some side work Joseph had with another woman.

Sin eventually caught up.

yup. the question is.... did he show up like a swan. maybe a horse (poor marry. so unsatisfying,) or maybe something else. (tentacles seem like they could be fun.)

Do you have a source on your claim? Why do you say this when it's completely false? You are spreading misinformation.

Source:

 34 “How will this be,” Mary asked the angel, “since I am a virgin?”

• https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%201%3A26-38&version=NIV

Parthenos Definition 
NAS Word Usage - Total: 15

    a virgin
        a marriageable maiden
        a woman who has never had sexual intercourse with a man
        one's marriageable daughter
   
    a man who has abstained from all uncleanness and whoredom attendant on idolatry, and so has kept his chastity
        one who has never had intercourse with women

• https://www.biblestudytools.com/lexicons/greek/nas/parthenos.html