• At 78 years old, former President Donald Trump is now the oldest nominee running for president.
  • Joe Biden, 81, dropped out of the race on Sunday and endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris, 59.
  • If she becomes the Democratic nominee, Harris' age could be an advantage against Trump.
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[–] 278 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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    Old sleepy Don. They call him the incoherent rambler. Everyone is saying it.

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  • [–] 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    They call him the incoherent rambler. Everyone is saying it.

    And everyone really is saying it, too

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hell, he's probably saying it, too

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    I have the biggest cognitive decline, just tremendous, all the doctors are saying it, they're saying "sir, your cognitive decline has been faster than I've seen in anyone else." I make no sense at all, it's amazing folks

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    As a nickname, yes. For POTUS, hell no.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Oh of course. I just know he does the alliteration thing for insulting others because he's dumb and his base is too. Which unfortunately makes it effective.

    So giving ole Diaper Don some alliterative handles is both too easy and fun. There are tons of options and I'm sure Dumbass Don would love to hear them all.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Don poorleone apparently really irks him.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I prefer Drowsy Don but I'm all in on whatever all y'all decide as long as it has alliteration.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago

    I like Diaper Don.

    It suggests he's a crybaby. It ties in with sleepiness because babies get sleepy too. It implies the loss of control over his body, which also suggests his mind is also probably going. It makes you wonder if he's walking around with shit in his pants. And, it's hard for them to refute.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He's already having issues with his speech and he keeps doing these weird tangential rants that don't make any sense.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    He has been doing this aince 2016 and it has only gotten worse!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Rants! Tangentia--You know, the Weirdest tangents--I gave another speech last week--not at the RNC--No I said the great Hannibal Lecter couldn't have said it better than me! The best! Hot dogs! Away we go and nobody--you know nobody!--does cognitive like me! Just think about that for a second. Four years! Four more years! The best tangents! The most rambling! Sleepy...

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  • [–] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    As much as I hate trump. I'd rather have that narcissistic shit of a useful idiot sitting between us and Vance if that fucking fascist ever gets near that seat.

    That guy is everything wrong with trump wrapped up in a more emotionally intelligent, sharper, more charismatic, more attractive, and younger package.

    He's the exact sort of motherfucker I've been expecting them to push after him to take advantage of the path he created, and its fucking terrifying.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    There is no way anyone would be able to convince Trump to drop out. He decided in 2019 that he was entitled to a second term. He's not going to change his mind now.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's all or bust for trump. White house or jail.

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