β² 1255 βΌ What's going on y'all? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world 88 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[β] Toes@ani.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-19/what-is-crowdstrike-outage-explained/104120260 This has happened and taken a bunch of services down around the world. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 years ago (5 children) What a garbage. Just use Linux, SELinux, strong sandboxing, repositories, nonexecutable home directories, strong access control, offline backups. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (2 children) How about a testing environment separate from production permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] cerement@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 years ago (3 children) and phased rollouts β¦ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [+] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [β] Toes@ani.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) I watched a ocean of computers go dead on the floor because I couldn't convince the sysadmin to do exactly that when pushing a major change. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* Any more details? This sounds like the setup to a fun story. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning permalink fedilink source parent [β] luckystarr@feddit.org 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does that cost money? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Yes. And time. We make a lot more money by testing in production, and let the users tell us what's wrong. It's much faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] luckystarr@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago We've successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer. Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Toes@ani.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) But how do I integrate everything into Microsoft 365 with that snazzy OneDrive feature? /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago You will escort us to sector zero zero one. permalink fedilink source parent [β] WordBox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Crowd strike did this to Linux in April. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 years ago Damn permalink fedilink source parent [β] bulwark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago https://access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083 interesting it uses eBPF. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Xanvial@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Pretty sure it's happened in Linux before, but because it's much less users, obviously it won't have same global outage like what happens now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 years ago I mean, I run Fedora and ran many others and had multiple crashes. Fedora Atomic Desktops not anymore, but still not perfect. permalink fedilink source parent [β] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago And log monitoring with off machine collections permalink fedilink source parent
[β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 years ago (5 children) What a garbage. Just use Linux, SELinux, strong sandboxing, repositories, nonexecutable home directories, strong access control, offline backups. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [β] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (2 children) How about a testing environment separate from production permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] cerement@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 years ago (3 children) and phased rollouts β¦ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [+] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [β] Toes@ani.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) I watched a ocean of computers go dead on the floor because I couldn't convince the sysadmin to do exactly that when pushing a major change. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* Any more details? This sounds like the setup to a fun story. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning permalink fedilink source parent [β] luckystarr@feddit.org 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does that cost money? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Yes. And time. We make a lot more money by testing in production, and let the users tell us what's wrong. It's much faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] luckystarr@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago We've successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer. Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Toes@ani.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) But how do I integrate everything into Microsoft 365 with that snazzy OneDrive feature? /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago You will escort us to sector zero zero one. permalink fedilink source parent [β] WordBox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Crowd strike did this to Linux in April. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 years ago Damn permalink fedilink source parent [β] bulwark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago https://access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083 interesting it uses eBPF. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Xanvial@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Pretty sure it's happened in Linux before, but because it's much less users, obviously it won't have same global outage like what happens now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 years ago I mean, I run Fedora and ran many others and had multiple crashes. Fedora Atomic Desktops not anymore, but still not perfect. permalink fedilink source parent [β] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago And log monitoring with off machine collections permalink fedilink source parent
[β] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (2 children) How about a testing environment separate from production permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] cerement@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 years ago (3 children) and phased rollouts β¦ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [+] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [β] Toes@ani.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) I watched a ocean of computers go dead on the floor because I couldn't convince the sysadmin to do exactly that when pushing a major change. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* Any more details? This sounds like the setup to a fun story. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning permalink fedilink source parent [β] luckystarr@feddit.org 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does that cost money? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Yes. And time. We make a lot more money by testing in production, and let the users tell us what's wrong. It's much faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] luckystarr@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago We've successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer. Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] cerement@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 years ago (3 children) and phased rollouts β¦ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [+] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [β] Toes@ani.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) I watched a ocean of computers go dead on the floor because I couldn't convince the sysadmin to do exactly that when pushing a major change. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* Any more details? This sounds like the setup to a fun story. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning permalink fedilink source parent
[+] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Toes@ani.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) I watched a ocean of computers go dead on the floor because I couldn't convince the sysadmin to do exactly that when pushing a major change. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* Any more details? This sounds like the setup to a fun story. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago* Any more details? This sounds like the setup to a fun story. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning permalink fedilink source parent
[β] luckystarr@feddit.org 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Does that cost money? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Yes. And time. We make a lot more money by testing in production, and let the users tell us what's wrong. It's much faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] luckystarr@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago We've successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer. Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Yes. And time. We make a lot more money by testing in production, and let the users tell us what's wrong. It's much faster. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] luckystarr@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago We've successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer. Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] luckystarr@feddit.org 3 points 2 years ago We've successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer. Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Toes@ani.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) But how do I integrate everything into Microsoft 365 with that snazzy OneDrive feature? /s permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago You will escort us to sector zero zero one. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago You will escort us to sector zero zero one. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] WordBox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children) Crowd strike did this to Linux in April. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 years ago Damn permalink fedilink source parent [β] bulwark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago https://access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083 interesting it uses eBPF. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] bulwark@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago https://access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083 interesting it uses eBPF. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Xanvial@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Pretty sure it's happened in Linux before, but because it's much less users, obviously it won't have same global outage like what happens now permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 years ago I mean, I run Fedora and ran many others and had multiple crashes. Fedora Atomic Desktops not anymore, but still not perfect. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 1 point 2 years ago I mean, I run Fedora and ran many others and had multiple crashes. Fedora Atomic Desktops not anymore, but still not perfect. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago And log monitoring with off machine collections permalink fedilink source parent
