So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you

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[–] 2 points 2 years ago

I've always heard the ending be something like:

Sir, you are a size 37

37? No, I'm a 36!

36!? Why if you wore size 36, your mangos would be so squished up you'd have constant migraines.

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