Haha, noob. My distro is the best distro and everybody should be using it because nobody has a different use case and expectation anyway. My terminal skills are unrivalled, your mouse is blocking your progress to true productive greatness. My automated installation runs faster than you can download your proprietary drivers. I use imagemagick instead of gimp for its speed and user friendliness. Vim is the only editor you ever need. Do you even internet without your own email server? I rather install rpm's on arch than use flatpack.

//The linux endboss needs to be a meme. We could make chuck norris level jokes about him.

I've been on arch for 4 or 5 years now. I think the "distro hopping" is mostly a meme my noobs. No hate.