▲ 174 ▼ TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" (www.realmenrealstyle.com) submitted 2 years ago by salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/til@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Ha! All the guys wish! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I don't think so. Even with just 7 inches or so you're starting to have to be careful with angles to avoid hurting your partner. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Plus sitting on those standard toilets, instead of the oblong ones starts becoming risky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) it doesn't even take that much. I sit forward enough to not be shitting on the seat, but still get front contact if I don't push it up or down depending if I need to piss or not. and that's the low end of the average. ban all small toilets! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I'd heard people talking about this before and I was like "WTF? How big are these guys?". But I had only ever had those really deep, oblong toilets. We moved into a house with standard toilets a few months ago and I was like "ooooh. Yeah, this sucks!". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) I don't think so. Even with just 7 inches or so you're starting to have to be careful with angles to avoid hurting your partner. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Plus sitting on those standard toilets, instead of the oblong ones starts becoming risky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) it doesn't even take that much. I sit forward enough to not be shitting on the seat, but still get front contact if I don't push it up or down depending if I need to piss or not. and that's the low end of the average. ban all small toilets! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I'd heard people talking about this before and I was like "WTF? How big are these guys?". But I had only ever had those really deep, oblong toilets. We moved into a house with standard toilets a few months ago and I was like "ooooh. Yeah, this sucks!". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Plus sitting on those standard toilets, instead of the oblong ones starts becoming risky. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) it doesn't even take that much. I sit forward enough to not be shitting on the seat, but still get front contact if I don't push it up or down depending if I need to piss or not. and that's the low end of the average. ban all small toilets! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I'd heard people talking about this before and I was like "WTF? How big are these guys?". But I had only ever had those really deep, oblong toilets. We moved into a house with standard toilets a few months ago and I was like "ooooh. Yeah, this sucks!". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) it doesn't even take that much. I sit forward enough to not be shitting on the seat, but still get front contact if I don't push it up or down depending if I need to piss or not. and that's the low end of the average. ban all small toilets! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I'd heard people talking about this before and I was like "WTF? How big are these guys?". But I had only ever had those really deep, oblong toilets. We moved into a house with standard toilets a few months ago and I was like "ooooh. Yeah, this sucks!". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago I'd heard people talking about this before and I was like "WTF? How big are these guys?". But I had only ever had those really deep, oblong toilets. We moved into a house with standard toilets a few months ago and I was like "ooooh. Yeah, this sucks!". permalink fedilink source parent