But we want autosafe, like libreoffice on my desktop.

I don't think they do, most of the MS doomerism I see implies they probably never tried to turn any of it off. I uninstalled one drive years ago along with turning off the ads and telemetry and its all stayed that way ever since, but I keep getting told all of it will be back with the next update. I update when it prompts me to and it never undoes my settings.

IMO, this kind of meme post is from/for those that are scared and confused by settings dialogs.

OneDrive is a default, which can be changed.

They'd rather complain about it than spend 10 minutes fixing it.