▲ 174 ▼ TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" (www.realmenrealstyle.com) submitted 2 years ago by salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/til@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you
[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (3 children) Is this a joke? How do you "pin up" your dick? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Just run a pushpin through it? permalink fedilink source parent [–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) A miniature clothes line running across your waist and some clothes pins. Obviously. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago Prince Albert? permalink fedilink source parent [–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago https://www.thingsmydickdoes.com/ NSFW, obviously. permalink fedilink source parent [–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Am I like the only man here that wears underwear I've never worn underwear that lets my cock hang like do you guys get underwear that it is like 2 times the size of your waist permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MBM@lemmings.world 1 point 2 years ago I'm extremely confused by the fact that people are confused permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago Just run a pushpin through it? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago (2 children) A miniature clothes line running across your waist and some clothes pins. Obviously. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago Prince Albert? permalink fedilink source parent [–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago https://www.thingsmydickdoes.com/ NSFW, obviously. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago https://www.thingsmydickdoes.com/ NSFW, obviously. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) Am I like the only man here that wears underwear I've never worn underwear that lets my cock hang like do you guys get underwear that it is like 2 times the size of your waist permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MBM@lemmings.world 1 point 2 years ago I'm extremely confused by the fact that people are confused permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MBM@lemmings.world 1 point 2 years ago I'm extremely confused by the fact that people are confused permalink fedilink source parent