So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you

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[–] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wut. You put yours up so that it pokes out the top?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance.

    HR doesn't let me attend meetings with clients anymore...

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Boxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I've twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked... Ugh. Never again.

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