▲ 174 ▼ TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?" (www.realmenrealstyle.com) submitted 2 years ago by salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/til@lemmy.world 114 comments fedilink hide all child comments So the tailor doesn't touch your penis when they're measuring you
[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 13 points 2 years ago (3 children) Wut. You put yours up so that it pokes out the top? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ramble81@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) One of the perks of being a grower. Don’t have to worry about that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago Yeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII permalink fedilink source parent [–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance. HR doesn't let me attend meetings with clients anymore... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Let's all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago HR is too kind... to let you have a job. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Boxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I've twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked... Ugh. Never again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) How does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Nut. Testicle. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago (1 child) One of the perks of being a grower. Don’t have to worry about that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago Yeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago Yeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance. HR doesn't let me attend meetings with clients anymore... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Let's all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck permalink fedilink source parent [–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago HR is too kind... to let you have a job. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Let's all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago HR is too kind... to let you have a job. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Boxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I've twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked... Ugh. Never again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) How does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Nut. Testicle. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] delirious_owl@discuss.online 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) How does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Nut. Testicle. permalink fedilink source parent