▲ 1054 ▼ The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten (lemmy.zip) submitted 2 years ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 202 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) What I'm getting at is a newcomer to the scene. The old dragons can die out and no one would shed a tear. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Unlikely since match.com has monopolized the industry. We need a massive breakup of all the monopolies in modern day life. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Bring in the disrupters. Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads. Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they'd try to pull start a lawnmower. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Unlikely since match.com has monopolized the industry. We need a massive breakup of all the monopolies in modern day life. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Bring in the disrupters. Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads. Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they'd try to pull start a lawnmower. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads. Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they'd try to pull start a lawnmower. permalink fedilink source parent
