▲ 1054 ▼ The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten (lemmy.zip) submitted 2 years ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 202 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 years ago (1 child) I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week. Caveat: by men Plot twist: I'm bi Double twist: I'm married Final twist: I'm lying permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] saltesc@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 child) I knew it! You do the dick sucking. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sexual_tomato doesn't sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Why not? It's Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose permalink fedilink source parent
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 child) I knew it! You do the dick sucking. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sexual_tomato doesn't sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Why not? It's Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Sexual_tomato doesn't sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Why not? It's Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Why not? It's Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose permalink fedilink source parent
