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If English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me. (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

God waited 14 billion years until humans appeared. And then he waited another 200,000 years until finally revealing the one and only true religion to them. And he gets really upset if you play with your wiener. Makes perfect sense.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Although god gets upset if you play with your weiner, it becomes okay after you tell your priest about it...but the forgiveness doesn't stick. You have to tell that priest after every time to be forgiven.

    /Catholicism

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Gee, I wonder why that is ...

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Now I'm wondering, if your priest plays with your weiner for you, does god consider that instant forgiveness or do you still need to see your priest in confession? Does it count if he hasn't confessed to another priest? What if those priests played with their weiners together? If all the priests are giving each other handies, is there no (dong related) forgiveness for anyone?!

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