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[–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Lmao you really just do the ol "had to wall a mile up hill both ways"

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  • [+] -6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    LMAO, you ever tried walking a quarter mile when your vision is so bad you can't even see your own fucking dick clearly?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Maybe you should put your dick away tho, I think there's better ways to check your vision

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  • [–] -3 points 2 years ago

    Yes, you're right. I can't see my own fingerprints (without my glasses), past about 1 foot (~30.5 centimeters) in front of my face.

    I didn't even get glasses until I was 8 years old, which basically meant I was running around legally blind until the age of 8, when they finally stopped punishing me for not being able to see shit and actually took me to an optometrist.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I just can't see my own dick clearly because it's incredibly, incredibly small. I'd DM you a pic but my electron microscope is in the shop rn.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago

    There's a difference between seeing your dick versus seeing your pubic hairs clearly. Whether you take my word on it or not, my member is of a decent size, I just can't see the hairs without my glasses or contact lenses.

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