▲ 725 ▼ The real perpetrators of Jan 6 (i.imgur.com) submitted 3 years ago by Tolstoshev@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml 55 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 11 points 3 years ago (1 child) This is giving them far too much credit. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 years ago depends how the script is written... In the atrium of a former skyscraper in Manhattan, a shabby figure is banging on a microwave. The flesh is falling off his face. He is 130 years old. He had found a package of insta popcorn in the ruins. The ruins he orchestrated. The microwave is plugged in; he just verified that. He forgets power in the city has been gone since he was Mayor-Ceasar 40 years back. He is Rudy Giuliani, a titan among... among... fuck. He can't remember. He swallows a gob of hair dye for sustenance. It takes him three days to climb a flight of stairs and find... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 years ago depends how the script is written... In the atrium of a former skyscraper in Manhattan, a shabby figure is banging on a microwave. The flesh is falling off his face. He is 130 years old. He had found a package of insta popcorn in the ruins. The ruins he orchestrated. The microwave is plugged in; he just verified that. He forgets power in the city has been gone since he was Mayor-Ceasar 40 years back. He is Rudy Giuliani, a titan among... among... fuck. He can't remember. He swallows a gob of hair dye for sustenance. It takes him three days to climb a flight of stairs and find... permalink fedilink source parent
