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[–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Any npc I make up on the fly is 100% an orc. I can just put bodily-fluid+weapon together and boom, named.

Oh, him? Yeah, that's the Orc bartender PissMace.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Woah, woah, keep that thing in its sheath.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Due to circumcision beyond our control, it doesn't have a sheath

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    Believable. I once passed by a book titled "Common Circumcision Rituals of Orc Clans in the Great Southern Wastes" written by Dr. SpinalfluidHammer, MD. The cover was of the author holding a too-large knife covered in too much blood. He seemed happier than the situation called for.

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