▲ 938 ▼ USA presidential candidates (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by Confidant6198@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml 127 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 168 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children) Fixed this for you Not voting for Montgomery Burns. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 2 years ago (3 children) Burns is so much more competent and successful than trump. Maybe sideshow Bob would work as trump but even he is probably too good to be equated to trump permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago Sideshow Bob is actually an eloquent speaker, and is more the psychopathic kinda crazy, not the "Right now, Obama is spying on me through the microwave!" permalink fedilink source parent [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just a reminder to our American cousins that in British English, trump means the noise an elephant makes but also to fart: "Sorry I trumped." Donald the Trump is a noisy noxious unwanted thing on the world stage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* Easier to piss him off by using his "dead name" surname. As Project Mayhem would say: His Name is Donald Drumph permalink fedilink source parent [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) I think we need to raid futurama's characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Idk. He's in that universe since he'd be a presidential head there permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Every head including Lincoln and JFK? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lincoln does. Can't remember if jfk does permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) JFK doesn't. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn't enough of his head to put in a jar. Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that's how he got there. I wonder if McKinley is in the hall. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe permalink fedilink source parent [–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Zapp brannigan Vs. Dr. Fainsworth? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Burns is no fool and trump is a huge fool. A fool with no decency for sure but still a fool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer? permalink fedilink source parent [–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago I dunno man, Burns isn't a fucking dumbass or a useful idiot. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago But Burns is canonically older than Gramps! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 2 years ago (3 children) Burns is so much more competent and successful than trump. Maybe sideshow Bob would work as trump but even he is probably too good to be equated to trump permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago Sideshow Bob is actually an eloquent speaker, and is more the psychopathic kinda crazy, not the "Right now, Obama is spying on me through the microwave!" permalink fedilink source parent [–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just a reminder to our American cousins that in British English, trump means the noise an elephant makes but also to fart: "Sorry I trumped." Donald the Trump is a noisy noxious unwanted thing on the world stage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* Easier to piss him off by using his "dead name" surname. As Project Mayhem would say: His Name is Donald Drumph permalink fedilink source parent [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) I think we need to raid futurama's characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Idk. He's in that universe since he'd be a presidential head there permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Every head including Lincoln and JFK? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lincoln does. Can't remember if jfk does permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) JFK doesn't. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn't enough of his head to put in a jar. Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that's how he got there. I wonder if McKinley is in the hall. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe permalink fedilink source parent [–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Zapp brannigan Vs. Dr. Fainsworth? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago Sideshow Bob is actually an eloquent speaker, and is more the psychopathic kinda crazy, not the "Right now, Obama is spying on me through the microwave!" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Just a reminder to our American cousins that in British English, trump means the noise an elephant makes but also to fart: "Sorry I trumped." Donald the Trump is a noisy noxious unwanted thing on the world stage. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* Easier to piss him off by using his "dead name" surname. As Project Mayhem would say: His Name is Donald Drumph permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* Easier to piss him off by using his "dead name" surname. As Project Mayhem would say: His Name is Donald Drumph permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) I think we need to raid futurama's characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Idk. He's in that universe since he'd be a presidential head there permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Every head including Lincoln and JFK? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lincoln does. Can't remember if jfk does permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) JFK doesn't. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn't enough of his head to put in a jar. Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that's how he got there. I wonder if McKinley is in the hall. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe permalink fedilink source parent [–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Zapp brannigan Vs. Dr. Fainsworth? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) Idk. He's in that universe since he'd be a presidential head there permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Every head including Lincoln and JFK? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lincoln does. Can't remember if jfk does permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) JFK doesn't. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn't enough of his head to put in a jar. Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that's how he got there. I wonder if McKinley is in the hall. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Every head including Lincoln and JFK? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lincoln does. Can't remember if jfk does permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) JFK doesn't. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn't enough of his head to put in a jar. Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that's how he got there. I wonder if McKinley is in the hall. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Lincoln does. Can't remember if jfk does permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) JFK doesn't. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn't enough of his head to put in a jar. Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that's how he got there. I wonder if McKinley is in the hall. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) JFK doesn't. He never appeared, at least not in any of the episodes before the latest reboot. One can only assume that JFK got assassinated in the Futurama timeline as well, so there wasn't enough of his head to put in a jar. Lincoln was shot in the back, not the head, so I guess that's how he got there. I wonder if McKinley is in the hall. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe permalink fedilink source parent
[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago Or his head/brain is still locked up tightly in that universe permalink fedilink source parent
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Zapp brannigan Vs. Dr. Fainsworth? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) Burns is no fool and trump is a huge fool. A fool with no decency for sure but still a fool. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago Is there a treehouse of horror fusion of him and Homer? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago I dunno man, Burns isn't a fucking dumbass or a useful idiot. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago But Burns is canonically older than Gramps! permalink fedilink source parent