▲ 707 ▼ A real headache to argue over (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by Exusia@lemmy.world to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world 109 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 child) Deleted permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I am sorry can I get that in cheese burgers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Why has no one demanded a banana for scale? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Goliath predates bananas. They have no validity as a measurement in this circumstance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) I am sorry can I get that in cheese burgers. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Why has no one demanded a banana for scale? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Goliath predates bananas. They have no validity as a measurement in this circumstance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Why has no one demanded a banana for scale? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Goliath predates bananas. They have no validity as a measurement in this circumstance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) Goliath predates bananas. They have no validity as a measurement in this circumstance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas. permalink fedilink source parent