▲ 265 ▼ American Airlines passenger sued by FAA after being duct taped to seat (www.independent.co.uk) submitted 2 years ago by jeffw@lemmy.world [M] to c/news@lemmy.world 79 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 10 points 2 years ago (2 children) They will soon realise a quarter roll of duct tape is good enough and save millions again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago needs to duct tape two passengers the plane just fuckin explodes permalink fedilink source parent [–] erp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) If you roll an average of 2.37 Cavendish bananas length of duct tape between your index and middle finger, you can make a sticky booger ball that tastes like an olive (or maybe boogers, depending on your pH and relative gastrointestinal 'transit time'). As a limited time offer it also removes warts! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 point 2 years ago Pro tip: When the airline supplies that, you can add your own boogers for a more authentic taste and you can bring as many as you can, they don't count towards your cabin luggage weight limit. The one trick airlines DON'T want you to know. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago needs to duct tape two passengers the plane just fuckin explodes permalink fedilink source parent
[–] erp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) If you roll an average of 2.37 Cavendish bananas length of duct tape between your index and middle finger, you can make a sticky booger ball that tastes like an olive (or maybe boogers, depending on your pH and relative gastrointestinal 'transit time'). As a limited time offer it also removes warts! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 point 2 years ago Pro tip: When the airline supplies that, you can add your own boogers for a more authentic taste and you can bring as many as you can, they don't count towards your cabin luggage weight limit. The one trick airlines DON'T want you to know. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 point 2 years ago Pro tip: When the airline supplies that, you can add your own boogers for a more authentic taste and you can bring as many as you can, they don't count towards your cabin luggage weight limit. The one trick airlines DON'T want you to know. permalink fedilink source parent