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[–] 33 points 2 years ago (1 child)

The only people that have ever high fived me are assholes that put all their strength into it. Then my hand burns in pain for the next 30 minutes. I don't want more abuse from another drunk asshole .

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  • [+] -7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Are you male or female? Males, yeah, that's how we high five. Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm. The same way you'd high five a kid basically.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Males, yeah, that’s how we high five.

    No, we don't.

    Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm.

    And the intended recipients are all psychic and can tell that your delivery will be different than every other drunk high-fiver they've previously encountered. Right?

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