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I found the counter China spell for the first time in fediverse (lemmygrad.ml)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/genzedong@lemmygrad.ml
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This is a big moment for me everybody. I have been kicked off of reddit almost instantly due to the spell, but I've been forced to wander the fediverse for a long time since my CCP handlers normally don't allow me to stop posting. However, I found a cure while mindlessly scrolling through the front page.

I'm making this very quick post to thank all of you before the Great Fire Wall swoops in to prevent me from reading the spell in full, allowing me to realize my inner liberal self and deprogram from the Chinese propaganda.

As a thanks, I will reveal the real COVID agend

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[–] [S] 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The liberal mastery of sorcery has been well-documented. For example, the simple incantation of "Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact" has been used to turn the Soviet Union into an axis power.

As the liberal mantra only gets stronger the more it's repeated, I fear that the day that I turn into an actual tank isn't far off.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Fear? My dear comrade, just imagine how much quicker we could bring about communism if we were all just a bunch of literal tanks. The liberals are unknowingly digging their own graves.

    Now, which tank to do u think u'll be?

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'll probably be a smol beans T-70 light tank. What about you comrade?

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