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Humane is said to be seeking a $1 billion buyout after only 10,000 orders of its terrible AI Pin (www.engadget.com)
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[–] 147 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I am also seeking a $1 billion buy out, to compensate for years of being underpaid! What a coincidence!

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I'd buy you out but all I have is my 20 bucks from streaming music revenue and I'm going to spend that on beer.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If you even made one dollar off your own music, that's fuckin cool. You earned that beer!

    What's your band called?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    we're called The Three Leonards. We do covers of pop songs in a pastiche of mid-1980's Leonard Cohen, and yes it's pretty different than music other people make today. Folks seem to like our covers of Toxic and Rusted From The Rain quite a bit.

    And yeah, we friggin' earned that beer.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    A 6 pack of good beer or a 30 pack of piss?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    oh jesus, GOOD beer.
    how anyone can drink sub-par beer is fucking beyond me. Drinking that stuff is just self-disrespect. I mean, I get it, but, just, no.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can confidently say as a recovering alcoholic that I would have bought neither. I would gave gone with a handle of the cheapest vodka in the store and a pouch of drum, bugler or Samson. And that would have been my 3 meals for the day.

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