As much as I lean to hate this despite it not even affecting me as a Linux user...
I’m going to structure this as a Q&A with myself now, based on comments online
What is that? "I'm going to pretend to ask questions that I'll then answer myself the way I think it'll outrage that most people do I'll get a lot of clicks on this shitty article"? What crappy excuse for content creation is this? I hate it.