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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
Meta - Relating to the community itself.

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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This is my work hell (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by ZMonster@lemmy.world to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

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I work in a remote location and my company contracted our kitchen out to the lowest bidder. I've had food poisoning 3 times.

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[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world [S] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Pesto Broccoli Chicken Bacon Ranch

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[–] Bananigans@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Food misdemeanor.

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[–] GingeyBook@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Yep, doesn't sound all that bad to me

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[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

I read this to the old Arby's commercial jingle

https://youtu.be/PiupfW_Qw6A?feature=shared

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[–] Snapperhead@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

pesto=good Broccoli =good Chicken=good Ranch- no good Bacon- eh

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I dip my bacon in ranch.

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

They lost all credibility when bacon = meh

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[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

ranch is godly.

but pesto plus ranch? two sauces/dressings? that makes no sense.

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