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Donald Trump to surrender at Fulton county jail on Thursday night (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] 116 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think the biggest news we'll get out if this is his actual weight being recorded instead of a clean bill of health by a fake doctor.

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    They don't actually weigh you in jail. They just use whatever's on your ID. Ask me how I know.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    you have your weight on your ids?!

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I'm from the USA and yes, my ID lists my weight at the time I got it.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I'm so much fatter now...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

    and you told the truth?

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    He's done this three times now. He'll just pay his bond and leave. They aren't going to fingerprint or give him a mugshot or anything because everyone in the world can pick his orange ass out of a crowd.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I was hoping it’d be more like the jail scene from Guardians of the Galaxy, but I understand that's a bit overzealous.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In a just world he'd be marched down the street, Game of Thrones-style (for the love of god, fully clothed), getting pelted by all sorts of gross shit, to the gallows, where a very "still drunk" executioner was waiting, Tudors-style. But given this fucker has skirted all accountability, that's just the dream of sand that's constantly falling through my hands.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Omg keep going with the first part. What happens next?

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    I mean they said they would. Also the mugshots of the co-defendants that have already surrendered have been released by now, so it would be weird if he gets a special treatment.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hey, you're talking about a sitting congressman who I suspect had no reason to say those things about a very not-corrupt, bestest toddler 👶(president), to help get that position.

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