▲ 887 ▼ Top tier medical advice. (feddit.uk) submitted 2 years ago by SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk [M] to c/confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world 137 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 years ago (3 children) Ok I'm gonna stop grabbing cow manure with bleeding hands. Nothing is allowed anymore :( permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] SamirCasino@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago Nono, you're fine doing that, just make sure you're bleeding hard enough so that the manure can't get in the bloodstream. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) Best idea, just get rid of ALL the blood. Can't have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] elscallr@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Checkmate anemics. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Syrc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago FromSoft fans rushing to get the Bloodborne disease: permalink fedilink source parent [–] nightmareofahorse@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago Bleeding is just weakness leaving the body permalink fedilink source parent [–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) The fun police are everywhere permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago Stop cancelling me! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SamirCasino@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago Nono, you're fine doing that, just make sure you're bleeding hard enough so that the manure can't get in the bloodstream. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (3 children) Best idea, just get rid of ALL the blood. Can't have. Bloodborne disease if you have no blood. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] elscallr@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Checkmate anemics. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Syrc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago FromSoft fans rushing to get the Bloodborne disease: permalink fedilink source parent [–] nightmareofahorse@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago Bleeding is just weakness leaving the body permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago FromSoft fans rushing to get the Bloodborne disease: permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nightmareofahorse@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago Bleeding is just weakness leaving the body permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 child) The fun police are everywhere permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] msage@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago Stop cancelling me! permalink fedilink source parent