I'm absolutely a dog person, still I wouldn't allow dogs in my bedroom, let alone on the bed. While the first is just a bit bothersome, I think the second one to be pretty icky.

Why is the dog left in the house without the owner?

For sure! Went to visit my cousin and she doesn't allow her puppy on her bed... well guess who had company sleeping all week? We snugle out every day! You crazy if you thin I'm gona lose the opotunity to sleep with a dog!

I’d pay extra for Kevin.

I hate dogs and would hate to be in an Air BNB where there was a dog about. But fuck yes, Kevin, if you're lonely you still deserve to be treated well. Let's go to bed, Kevin.