Image: Skeletor holding up a relatively huge 80s/90s cell phone with an aquatic mutant character name Mer-Man behind him.
Caption: Start every phone call with "my phone is about to die" that way you can hang up on them whenever you want to.
I just dont answer calls from anyone other than my girlfriend or closest friends and they know me well enough that I can just say that I can't talk rn and they'll understand