Image: Skeletor holding up a relatively huge 80s/90s cell phone with an aquatic mutant character name Mer-Man behind him.
Caption: Start every phone call with "my phone is about to die" that way you can hang up on them whenever you want to.
If I dismiss the call or never answer it I have a redirection to an impossible/non-existent phone number for over two decades now.
The nice lady voice informs them that the number they dialed does not exist. Ppl who know, know for a reason, others better text or email me.