Ate fried bugs. Can confirm they aren't tasty at all.

Made up proverb: if you’re starving to death, even dogs become food.

I thought that was a Texan proverb.

Everything is tasty with some salt/the right spice.

Surely you mean a flamethrower.

I tried a mealworm chocolate bar once. Can NOT confirm.

agreed. ive had crickets at a local restaurant and once when i went to ecuador i had these giant roasted termites. both were well prepared and tasted good, but they also both (the termites in particular) had a bad texture and had pieces that just didn’t want to get swallowed. like if popcorn had 200% more kernel.