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[–] 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

4 people are richer than God

Wait... Doesn't the church give all their donation money to that guy? Surely God is still richer. /s

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    "He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!"

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    God spends the money through his disciples, child.

    Now fucking tithe.

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