▲ 356 ▼ The man can't help himself (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 148 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children) Urea works as a fertilizer! permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [+] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Screamium@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago If you want to use urine as a fertilizer it should be diluted and spread out. But anyway, a quick Google search says urine ranges from 4 to 8 pH. Unless you're peeing in the same spot every day I highly doubt it would be much of a problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) I pour milk on top of it no worries permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] brick@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Sounds delicious permalink fedilink source parent [–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Maitokusimulkku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago 👈️👈️ permalink fedilink source parent [–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 8 points 2 years ago Jizz is protein. The plants will be swole! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) A family friend shared 2 problems she's been dealing with since moving into her house: The ground is all clay so it's impossible to grow anything without bringing in a crapload of dirt The septic has an issue and has to be pumped every 3 weeks I pointed out that clearly they need to be using the septic to fertilize the flower beds to solve both problems but for some reason she didn't like that idea... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wahming@monyet.cc 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) What kind of issue would require you to pump your septic every 3 weeks? Taco bell? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago That's a damn good question that I do not have an answer to. I don't speak with this person at all, and this was the first time my wife had spoken to them in years so we may never know permalink fedilink source parent [–] theluckyone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago The effluent filling up the leach field, then the tank, then the house, due to the surrounding clay preventing it from draining quickly enough. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Screamium@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago If you want to use urine as a fertilizer it should be diluted and spread out. But anyway, a quick Google search says urine ranges from 4 to 8 pH. Unless you're peeing in the same spot every day I highly doubt it would be much of a problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) I pour milk on top of it no worries permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] brick@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Sounds delicious permalink fedilink source parent [–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Maitokusimulkku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago 👈️👈️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago If you want to use urine as a fertilizer it should be diluted and spread out. But anyway, a quick Google search says urine ranges from 4 to 8 pH. Unless you're peeing in the same spot every day I highly doubt it would be much of a problem. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children) I pour milk on top of it no worries permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] brick@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago Sounds delicious permalink fedilink source parent [–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Maitokusimulkku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago 👈️👈️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Maitokusimulkku permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 point 2 years ago 👈️👈️ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 8 points 2 years ago Jizz is protein. The plants will be swole! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 child) A family friend shared 2 problems she's been dealing with since moving into her house: The ground is all clay so it's impossible to grow anything without bringing in a crapload of dirt The septic has an issue and has to be pumped every 3 weeks I pointed out that clearly they need to be using the septic to fertilize the flower beds to solve both problems but for some reason she didn't like that idea... permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wahming@monyet.cc 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) What kind of issue would require you to pump your septic every 3 weeks? Taco bell? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago That's a damn good question that I do not have an answer to. I don't speak with this person at all, and this was the first time my wife had spoken to them in years so we may never know permalink fedilink source parent [–] theluckyone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago The effluent filling up the leach field, then the tank, then the house, due to the surrounding clay preventing it from draining quickly enough. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wahming@monyet.cc 2 points 2 years ago (2 children) What kind of issue would require you to pump your septic every 3 weeks? Taco bell? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago That's a damn good question that I do not have an answer to. I don't speak with this person at all, and this was the first time my wife had spoken to them in years so we may never know permalink fedilink source parent [–] theluckyone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago The effluent filling up the leach field, then the tank, then the house, due to the surrounding clay preventing it from draining quickly enough. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago That's a damn good question that I do not have an answer to. I don't speak with this person at all, and this was the first time my wife had spoken to them in years so we may never know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] theluckyone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago The effluent filling up the leach field, then the tank, then the house, due to the surrounding clay preventing it from draining quickly enough. permalink fedilink source parent