As an over thinker - I probably created too much of a soap box for my inner accuser.

As someone who's facetious, I've probably offended plenty of those around me.

As a cyclist, I am that kind from time to time.

As a chocolate eater, I absolutely support slavery and I'm not proud about it.

As a meat-eater and wanna be veggo - I'm ashamed of how we treat and farm animals.

But as a human, I'm fucking always confused, forgetful and utterly imperfect, not deserving of any redemption whatsoever. If I was more charismatic, I'd probably start a suicide cult

edit I like the question, but maybe if you framed it so it encouraged a little more curiosity, you'd probably get more traction?