▲ 623 ▼ Is this viable? Asking for a friend (media.kbin.social) submitted 2 years ago by PugJesus@kbin.social to c/memes@lemmy.world 35 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 77 points 2 years ago* (4 children) Drink some oil as well. Partially to displace the stomach acid, but also to allow for the kernels to pop. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 94 points 2 years ago (2 children) And salt and butter. No one likes plain popcorn. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Also roll and eat an alloy wrap so you can take the rest home without it getting cold. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago ...corpsecorn? permalink fedilink source parent [–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago (1 child) This thread has some of the best medical advice I’ve ever found on the interwebs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] monsterlynn@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) How is pappcorm formed? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Am i percornate? How does girl become precornt? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago with poopcorns permalink fedilink source parent [–] HopingForBetter@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago Can have "insert-pickle" for taste will touch top od poplxorn kurnls? permalink fedilink source parent [–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Would you need oil with body fat rendering? permalink fedilink source parent [–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) And shove a stick of dynamite up Your ass. Not necessarily before you die. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I heard something about pacemakers occasionally being left in bodies by mistake, and becoming small bombs in the crematorium ovens. That's gotta be a trip, the first time you hear that shit. And then you probably have to get the oven inspected, to make sure the incident didn't damage the gas lines. And that probably costs at LEAST a few thousand dollars. And probably tens of thousands, if something does need to be fixed. So, like, I'm pretty sure the boss is only going to let one of those slide, maximum, before you're out on your ass. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Or take out each heart and yell Kalima! No way to miss the pacemaker this way I think. /S permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago Now you're thinkin'. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 94 points 2 years ago (2 children) And salt and butter. No one likes plain popcorn. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Also roll and eat an alloy wrap so you can take the rest home without it getting cold. permalink fedilink source parent [–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago ...corpsecorn? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) Also roll and eat an alloy wrap so you can take the rest home without it getting cold. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago (1 child) This thread has some of the best medical advice I’ve ever found on the interwebs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] monsterlynn@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) How is pappcorm formed? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Am i percornate? How does girl become precornt? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago with poopcorns permalink fedilink source parent [–] HopingForBetter@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago Can have "insert-pickle" for taste will touch top od poplxorn kurnls? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] monsterlynn@kbin.social 29 points 2 years ago (1 child) How is pappcorm formed? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Am i percornate? How does girl become precornt? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago with poopcorns permalink fedilink source parent [–] HopingForBetter@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago Can have "insert-pickle" for taste will touch top od poplxorn kurnls? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (2 children) Am i percornate? How does girl become precornt? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago with poopcorns permalink fedilink source parent [–] HopingForBetter@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago Can have "insert-pickle" for taste will touch top od poplxorn kurnls? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HopingForBetter@lemmings.world 2 points 2 years ago Can have "insert-pickle" for taste will touch top od poplxorn kurnls? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago Would you need oil with body fat rendering? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) And shove a stick of dynamite up Your ass. Not necessarily before you die. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I heard something about pacemakers occasionally being left in bodies by mistake, and becoming small bombs in the crematorium ovens. That's gotta be a trip, the first time you hear that shit. And then you probably have to get the oven inspected, to make sure the incident didn't damage the gas lines. And that probably costs at LEAST a few thousand dollars. And probably tens of thousands, if something does need to be fixed. So, like, I'm pretty sure the boss is only going to let one of those slide, maximum, before you're out on your ass. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Or take out each heart and yell Kalima! No way to miss the pacemaker this way I think. /S permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago Now you're thinkin'. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 years ago* (1 child) I heard something about pacemakers occasionally being left in bodies by mistake, and becoming small bombs in the crematorium ovens. That's gotta be a trip, the first time you hear that shit. And then you probably have to get the oven inspected, to make sure the incident didn't damage the gas lines. And that probably costs at LEAST a few thousand dollars. And probably tens of thousands, if something does need to be fixed. So, like, I'm pretty sure the boss is only going to let one of those slide, maximum, before you're out on your ass. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Or take out each heart and yell Kalima! No way to miss the pacemaker this way I think. /S permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago Now you're thinkin'. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Or take out each heart and yell Kalima! No way to miss the pacemaker this way I think. /S permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago Now you're thinkin'. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago Now you're thinkin'. permalink fedilink source parent