▲ 125 ▼ What would you like to see done with abandoned malls and corporate offices? (lemm.ee) submitted 2 years ago by ALostInquirer@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 77 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) If I sell bows and arrows for hunting millionaires and I made a million dollars in profit... We cool, right?.. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) The last capitalist we shoot will be the one who sold us the bows and arrows. Of course it's not really you making that million dollars, it'd be the workers who make and sell the bows+arrows you're stealing that profit from. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] phorq@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) Cool, unrelated: I'm looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about "returns" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jonne@infosec.pub 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) You could just raise your employees' wages if you're ever at risk of becoming a millionaire. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] phorq@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sylver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I got that for ya! Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe” Just sell before X = Y! That’ll be one million dollars, please. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 child) The last capitalist we shoot will be the one who sold us the bows and arrows. Of course it's not really you making that million dollars, it'd be the workers who make and sell the bows+arrows you're stealing that profit from. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] phorq@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) Cool, unrelated: I'm looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about "returns" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jonne@infosec.pub 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) You could just raise your employees' wages if you're ever at risk of becoming a millionaire. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] phorq@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sylver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I got that for ya! Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe” Just sell before X = Y! That’ll be one million dollars, please. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (2 children) Cool, unrelated: I'm looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about "returns" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jonne@infosec.pub 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) You could just raise your employees' wages if you're ever at risk of becoming a millionaire. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] phorq@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sylver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I got that for ya! Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe” Just sell before X = Y! That’ll be one million dollars, please. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jonne@infosec.pub 12 points 2 years ago (1 child) You could just raise your employees' wages if you're ever at risk of becoming a millionaire. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] phorq@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago I got that for ya! Let X be T = 0:00, and Y = “unsafe” Just sell before X = Y! That’ll be one million dollars, please. permalink fedilink source parent