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[–] Saneless@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When I shop without a cart or basket, the mental energy it takes to not put something in my pocket so I can hold things better is a lot more than 0

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I regularly put stuff in my pockets while im browsing. Sometimes I even pay for it.

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[–] PreventFalls@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I accidentally put a product in my purse at Walgreens to get my phone out, and within 5 seconds an overhead page went off saying “code zero, code zero”. I quickly grabbed the product back out and half yelled “omg I’m sorry!” before going to the register to pay for it and also mumbling to the cashier who probably gave no fucks that I was sorry, it was very much an accident.

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