▲ 761 ▼ Disturbingly accurate (lemmy.today) submitted 2 years ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 56 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[+] Rodeo@lemmy.ca -34 points 2 years ago (11 children) Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes. permalink fedilink source hideshow 22 child comments replies: [–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 child) Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) People have been taking the piss out of other people's hair since the stone age, what's weird about it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago People have been bashing other people's heads since the stone age, what's weird about it? I don't really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say "stop having fun" and I'm taking the piss out of him permalink fedilink source parent [–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) I feel very personally attacked You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fizzydelta@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hey man don't hate on the Mr. Clean fit permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that). permalink fedilink source parent [+] Rodeo@lemmy.ca -12 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago For a head? Probably the bowling ball permalink fedilink source parent [–] Gabu@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago "Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!" See how that's a braindead take? permalink fedilink source parent [–] SandLight@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago If I didn't have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn't have hair on the top. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Men don't go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter. permalink fedilink source parent [–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I think its hot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago I appreciate that you're able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness. I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Are you messing with the fantasy dwarves? permalink fedilink source parent [–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Haha, my favorite description of that style is "wearing your hair upside-down" permalink fedilink source parent [–] lennybird@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit. Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they're about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though. permalink fedilink source parent [+] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago It's a red flag round here... honestly anyone with a large beard, it's strike 1 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 child) Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) People have been taking the piss out of other people's hair since the stone age, what's weird about it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago People have been bashing other people's heads since the stone age, what's weird about it? I don't really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say "stop having fun" and I'm taking the piss out of him permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (1 child) People have been taking the piss out of other people's hair since the stone age, what's weird about it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago People have been bashing other people's heads since the stone age, what's weird about it? I don't really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say "stop having fun" and I'm taking the piss out of him permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cheesorist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago People have been bashing other people's heads since the stone age, what's weird about it? I don't really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say "stop having fun" and I'm taking the piss out of him permalink fedilink source parent
[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (2 children) I feel very personally attacked You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] fizzydelta@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hey man don't hate on the Mr. Clean fit permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that). permalink fedilink source parent [+] Rodeo@lemmy.ca -12 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago For a head? Probably the bowling ball permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fizzydelta@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) Hey man don't hate on the Mr. Clean fit permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that). permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that). permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Rodeo@lemmy.ca -12 points 2 years ago (1 child) What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago For a head? Probably the bowling ball permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 years ago For a head? Probably the bowling ball permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago "Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!" See how that's a braindead take? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SandLight@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago If I didn't have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn't have hair on the top. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Men don't go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago Men don't go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago (1 child) I think its hot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago I appreciate that you're able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness. I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago I appreciate that you're able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness. I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago Are you messing with the fantasy dwarves? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Haha, my favorite description of that style is "wearing your hair upside-down" permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit. Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they're about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world -7 points 2 years ago It's a red flag round here... honestly anyone with a large beard, it's strike 1 permalink fedilink source parent