Oh for fuck's sake! I can't believe you're real. You know fuck all about me, my race, or my sense of humour. You would be surprised about all three of those!

Context doesn't always come through with text responses. If you and I were sat across a table from each other, we'd probably be ordering another beer. Unless you're a ...., in which case the first beer would never happen!

Lighten up mate. Take a pill or something.