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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What's the point of getting dental work or a tattoo when you've already arranged for the technicians to kill you?

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

This shit had me cracking up

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[–] ours@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

"Leave a pretty corpse"?

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

How will you feed during the zombie apocalypse without dental work?

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[–] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Soak it in water, wait as it turns to mush, then slurp.

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